It is imperative that Andy Rooney's typewriter be taken.

Good Lord. Where are the censors when we need them? His "writing" style makes my eyes bleed. Sure, the sensible solution would be to just turn the page, but he is so clearly out of his mind. It would be best if the Home took away his writing implements and covered him with a nice afghan and made him some hot lemon water. Shhh, Andy Rooney, shhh.