Also, Courtney Cox really needs to lay off the Botox or plastic surgery or whatever it is that has made her face so immobile and waxy.

And if you are going to plaster your automobile with a giant banner that reads "JEEP GIRLS DO IT ON ALL 4'S," please note that fours does not have an apostrophe and should be spelled out. I will be using that as an example when I'm helping with the literacy centers in Mort's classroom.