So, I was in Boston a couple months ago(so, yes, that would be January. When there was 4+ feet of snow on the sidewalks.) and I noticed a trend we apparently don't have out here in the boonies. Which, quite frankly, I think makes us vastly superior because obviously WE know that leggings and tights and pantyhose are not pants. And no, these fashionistas weren't wearing thigh skimming shirts. They were wearing shirts that stopped at the waist. And then they pretended that tights or pantyhose or leggings were their pants. Yes, we saw many things we didn't need to see. And also...there was that whole snow issue. In addition to looking like you should be standing in a window with a red light on, were you not cold as all hell? I'm just saying.

And on the topic of fashion, I think Natalie Portman is beautiful, too. But let's stop pretending she looked good at the Oscars. Because she looked like a matronly old woman. Gwyenth Paltrow looked the best she's looked since she stopped being awesome and started being annoying. Also, Angelina Jolie in that sparkly green dress with the crazy shoulders looked like an alien. And not in a good way. That's all.